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Trump Wants To Take A Submersible To See The Titanic
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4 min readJul 11, 2024
- Donald Trump is reportedly interested in going on a submersible expedition down to see the Titanic wreckage, and has been telling friends that, if anything goes wrong, no one knows more about deep sea diving than him.
- Donald Trump reportedly wants Grindr to leak to him all the Republicans who have accounts so he can blackmail them if he’s elected again.
- Several billboards in Milwaukee now have ads up ahead of the Republican National Convention from a mysterious women’s group called “The Cliterati” that say, “Women will abort Project 2025.”
- Lara Trump is reportedly going to be featured on Kanye West’s next album.
- A bar in Milwaukee has put up a huge piñata of Donald Trump ahead of the GOP Convention, and drinkers get one hit with a wiffle ball bat every time they order a “Pabst Your Jail Time” drink special, consisting of a PBR beer and shot of an orange flavored Russian vodka.
- Donald Trump actually died a week ago, but the media has been so busy covering Biden being old that they didn’t notice.
- The Heritage Foundation executives who wrote Project 2025’s blueprint for allowing Donald Trump to take…
