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Trump Thought About Faking A Coma To Get Out Of Attending All His Trials
Trump has reportedly been asking staffers if they remember how much attention Kim Jong Un got during his coma scare back in 2020.
President Donald Trump has reportedly been reacting poorly to the bad news regarding his extreme unfavorability in opinions polls, his multiple criminal investigations, his several criminal indictments, and the reality that he will be spending most of next year sitting in courtrooms for his various trials.
However, Mr. Trump has reportedly been asking friends and staffers if they remember how much global attention North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un got during his coma scare back in 2020, and if they think he’d get that much attention if he faked having a coma.
“This coma idea has really been on Trump’s mind for several weeks now as a way to change the subject from his unprecedented legal problems,” said a current Trump staffer, who requested anonymity to discuss the former president’s thinking. “Back when Kim had his coma scare, it really frightened Trump. He was borderline heartbroken when Kim stopped replying to his letters, and got really paranoid and jealous that Kim might have found another authoritarian-minded leader of a democracy to flirt with. Don’t…
