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Trump Says Lincoln “Rigged The 14th Amendment” Against Him
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4 min readJan 3, 2024
- Donald Trump called into Fox News and complained that Abraham Lincoln “rigged the 14th Amendment against me… and the amendment that bans incest!”
- Donald Trump is reportedly depressed because his NYE party opened his eyes to the reality that his supposed friends only want the influence proximity to him brings, and he has no deep connection with his family, and the adoration is just emperor-clothing flattery.
- A televangelist from Arkansas who was recently caught in a police sting soliciting truckers for sex outside a rural gas station claims Taylor Swift has feminized America and turned straight Christian men like himself homosexual.
- Hillary Clinton has bought the bar across from the federal courthouse where Jack Smith will be prosecuting Donald Trump, and has renamed it “The Lock Him Up Lounge.” She says she’ll give free drinks to all customers for each criminal charge the jury finds him guilty of.
- Lauren Boebert says her new district to run in next year in eastern Colorado has a lower literacy rate so she has a better chance of winning.
- Donald Trump just reportedly asked his lawyers, “How come all our legal arguments focus on presidential immunity…
