ADVICE FROM THE ANTICHRIST
Trump Says Christians Should Emulate His Marriage To Melania
Former President Donald Trump made some controversial comments at a prayer breakfast event this morning alleging that he has always kept God, Jesus, and Christian values at the center of his three marriages.
“The Christians really love my marriage to Melania,” Trump said. “My marriage is much more Christian than Joe Biden’s marriage, or Pete Buttigieg’s marriage, or Ron DeSantis’s marriage. Melania and I spend a lot of time reading the Bible together. We can’t put the Bible down! I love so many Bible stories, like the one about that guy Lot, whose daughters got him drunk and then seduced him to have his babies. They say the Bible is tremendously relatable, and that one certain is! Me and Melania’s kid Barry, or whatever his name is, is a good looking kid, but can you imagine if me and Ivanka had a kid? And what if it was a girl? The fake news media always lies about me being attracted to my daughter, and they’d definitely accuse me of being attracted to my granddaughter if I had one with Ivanka. With Ivanka’s legs and jugs, and my youthfully robust head of hair and my healthy, tanned skin glow, that would be something! Too bad the New Testament had to come along and cancel out all the incest stuff the Old Testament allowed Lot to do! But, like I said, my marriage with…
