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Trump Revealed His Agenda For Being A Dictator On Day 1

It’s full of the idiot fascist’s wildest dreams.

Dash MacIntyre
3 min readDec 22, 2023
Photo by Srikanta H. U on Unsplash
  • Arresting Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton
  • Demolitioning every windmill in America
  • Cutting presidents’ tax rate to 0%
  • Mandating every governmental conference of every department, agency, and military contracting company must take place at a Trump-owned property
  • Labeling Kenya as a “State Sponsor of Terrorism” on account of birthing Barack Obama, smuggling him into America, and convincing him to become president to try and turn America Muslim.
  • Pulling the US out of the United Nations, and starting a new international organization called the “United America First Nations”
  • Pulling the US out of NATO, and starting a new military pact called “Tough Leaders Dictator Club”
  • Nationalizing Diet Coke so he doesn’t have to pay anymore for his 30 daily cans
  • Demanding Congress spend $30 billion to fix the water pressure of toilets and showers “once and for all”
  • Declaring himself an “Honorary Vietnam Veteran”
  • Pulling America out of any and every treaty that Barack Obama Or Joe Biden signed
  • Making White House…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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