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Trump Reportedly Wants Jared Kushner’s Saudi Money To Pay His Fines
And this week’s other Dada news headlines
5 min readFeb 21, 2024
- Tensions are reportedly rising between Donald Trump and Jared Kushner, with Trump demanding Jared give him some of his $2 billion in Saudi funds to pay off all the legal costs, and Ivanka caught in the middle.
- Mar-a-Lago members say Donald Trump has been overheard shouting, “If I go down, I’m taking you with me!” a lot into his phone this week.
- Ron DeSantis has reportedly been eating nothing but pudding since he dropped out of the primary.
- A televangelist in Iowa is demanding Taylor Swift quit touring, endorse Donald Trump, and apologize to all the girls in America for fooling them into thinking success and happiness are possible as an unmarried woman.
- Donald Trump says he’s now open to the idea of hiring an ugly female lawyer “as long as she can win in court.”
- Several Chinese oligarchs say Donald Trump is getting “too needy and whiny about money” following his epic legal fees, and they’ve decided to stop renting out whole floors of Trump Tower after this month.
- Alina Habba says “there was no way I could have known” that Donald Trump would blame her for his legal failures and…
