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Trump Is Writing A Memoir Entitled “Everything Was Totally Perfect And Legal”
Trump took to his social media company Truth Social to explain why he’s writing his forthcoming memoir.
Following an embarrassing number of negative tell-all books and political memoirs written about Donald Trump by his own administration appointees, Trump is now working on writing his own.
Trump announced the book’s title, and it surprised commentators with how long its subtitle is. The full title is as follows:
Everything Was Totally Perfect And Legal: How The Haters, Crazy Communist Democrats, RINOs Who Are Totally Weak, And All The Other Enemies Of The People Hate America And Unfairly Treated The Best President In History Who Accomplished More Than All The Others Put Together Except Maybe Lincoln, But I Could Probably Beat Lincoln If I Ran Against Him, And My Enemies Betrayed Me Right As We Were Turning The Corner On COVID And Were Days Away From…
