Trump Is Threatening To Release “Interesting Videos” Of Kevin McCarthy Unless The DOJ Is Defunded

And all the other top Dada news headlines from this week!

Dash MacIntyre

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  • A “MAGA hospital” in Idaho is using leeches on people to “suck out the vaccine” for people who regret getting vaccinated against COVID.
  • A Republican state senator from Florida claims “no one was ever trans or gay until Fauci came out with the COVID vaccines.”
  • QAnon says Donald Trump’s “arrest” next week will just be a diversion by JFK Jr., who will be wearing an FBI disguise, to drive Trump straight to the White House so they both can replace Biden and Harris.
  • Donald Trump promises, no swears, this time he REALLY WILL pay for his supporters’ legal fees if they get arrested protesting for him.
  • The Proud Boys say they won’t join any protests for Donald Trump until Trump pays their January 6th legal fees like he promised he would.
  • RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel says the RNC will broadcast all the GOP presidential primary debates from Trump’s prison cell in the event he actually gets incarcerated.
  • Joe Biden just signed an executive order directing the DOJ to fund “McDonalds Mondays” for any imprisoned presidents.

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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