Trump Is Threatening To Release “Interesting Videos” Of Kevin McCarthy Unless The DOJ Is Defunded

And all the other top Dada news headlines from this week!

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readMar 19

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  • A “MAGA hospital” in Idaho is using leeches on people to “suck out the vaccine” for people who regret getting vaccinated against COVID.
  • A Republican state senator from Florida claims “no one was ever trans or gay until Fauci came out with the COVID vaccines.”
  • QAnon says Donald Trump’s “arrest” next week will just be a diversion by JFK Jr., who will be wearing an FBI disguise, to drive Trump straight to the White House so they both can replace Biden and Harris.
  • Donald Trump promises, no swears, this time he REALLY WILL pay for his supporters’ legal fees if they get arrested protesting for him.
  • The Proud Boys say they won’t join any protests for Donald Trump until Trump pays their January 6th legal fees like he promised he would.
  • RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel says the RNC will broadcast all the GOP presidential primary debates from Trump’s prison cell in the event he actually gets incarcerated.
  • Joe Biden just signed an executive order directing the DOJ to fund “McDonalds Mondays” for any imprisoned presidents.
  • Florida Republicans are trying to censor images of the Founding Fathers in school textbooks so that Washington, Jefferson, and others aren’t shown wearing high heels, stockings, long-haired wigs, makeup, or any other transgender-adjacent details.
  • Donald Trump just “Truthed” this post: “IF KEVIN MCCARTHY DOESN’T END THESE INVESTIGATIONS IMMEDIATELY, I WILL DIRECT MY SUPPORTERS IN CONGRESS TO VOTE TO END HIS SPEAKERSHIP AND I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LEAK SOME ‘INTERESTING VIDEOS’ I TOOK OF HIM AT MAR-A-LAGO! END THE WITCH HUNT NOW!”
  • Donald Trump is handing out pudding cups and spoons at his fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago tonight to mock Ron DeSantis.
  • OPINION: It would be patriotic if all the access journalists started leaking the private texts they’ve gotten from Republicans hoping and praying for Trump’s indictment and arrest before these same Republicans passively watch as Trump incites another deadly coup and defend…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Follow THP at twitter.com/HalfwayPost to read my Dada news.