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Trump Is Threatening To Release “Interesting Videos” Of Kevin McCarthy Unless The DOJ Is Defunded

And all the other top Dada news headlines from this week!

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  • A “MAGA hospital” in Idaho is using leeches on people to “suck out the vaccine” for people who regret getting vaccinated against COVID.
  • A Republican state senator from Florida claims “no one was ever trans or gay until Fauci came out with the COVID vaccines.”
  • QAnon says Donald Trump’s “arrest” next week will just be a diversion by JFK Jr., who will be wearing an FBI disguise, to drive Trump straight to the White House so they both can replace Biden and Harris.
  • Donald Trump promises, no swears, this time he REALLY WILL pay for his supporters’ legal fees if they get arrested protesting for him.
  • The Proud Boys say they won’t join any protests for Donald Trump until Trump pays their January 6th legal fees like he promised he would.
  • RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel says the RNC will broadcast all the GOP presidential primary debates from Trump’s prison cell in the event he actually gets incarcerated.
  • Joe Biden just signed an executive order directing the DOJ to fund “McDonalds Mondays” for any imprisoned presidents.

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

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