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Trump Is Planning To Hide From The DOJ “Saddam Hussein Style”
Trump has reportedly been obsessively watching videos about Saddam Hussein’s “spider hole.”
According to several sources, former President Donald Trump is very nervous about the steadily advancing criminal investigations into his alleged coup attempt, election fraud, and corporate fraud, and is actively devising plans to escape justice.
“Trump is in very bad shape physically and mentally,” explained a Mar-a-Lago restaurant employee who requested anonymity. “He’s been coming down every morning for breakfasts with his makeup from the day before still on and all smeared and gross, his hair a wild mess, and, increasingly, he isn’t wearing pants. And he stopped watching Fox News in the mornings because it makes him furious how they’ve moved on from him, and are now in love with Ron DeSantis. But he was so addicted to watching Fox for hours every day that his withdrawal symptoms were really crazy. He’d burst out into tears randomly, he’d occasionally just yell out to no one his old campaign lines like ‘lock her up’ and ‘the wall just got ten feet higher,’ and sometimes he’d just sit there staring at any of the giant, life-sized portraits of himself that are everywhere in Mar-a-Lago while huffing the Sharpie…
