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HAHA!
Trump Is Destroying The GOP And It’s Hilarious
We are all Constitutionally obligated to laugh at Republicans for their flailing fascism, and mock them every chance we get.
Lindsey Graham once famously tweeted: “If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…and we will deserve it.”
How beautifully prophetic now that Trump is running again while drowning in criminal investigations and watching his party support plummet, yet existentially depending on being president again for the legal immunity it (preposterously) provides. The 2024 Republican presidential primary is going to be savage and pyrrhic.
And throughout this Trump era, the GOP’s pathetic submission, cowardice, terror, desperate clinging to, disturbing devotion, spinelessness, and unreciprocated loyalty regarding Donald Trump means that we are all Constitutionally obligated to laugh at them for their flailing fascism, and mock them every chance we get.
So laugh with me with these breaking news headlines I can’t prove literally happened, but we all know they’re true:
- GOP: “We’re only willing to let Trump trash the Constitution, Bible, and our wives if he can win!”
- Jared Kushner, who is Jewish, says he’s too busy…