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Trump Is Building An Underground Bunker Beneath Mar-a-Lago
And this late-February/early-March’s other Dada News headlines
4 min readMar 8, 2024
- Donald Trump is reportedly almost finished building his underground bunker beneath Mar-a-Lago, in which he plans to hide out if he loses the election and starts a new civil war, or “to go out like Hitler” if the US military quickly defeats his army of MAGA cult members.
- Donald Trump claims Joe Biden “cheated” in his SOTU speech by taking Adderall right before it, saying, “Trust me, I can tell.”
- During Biden’s State of the Union speech, DraftKings offered a $900,000 payout on parlay bets of Lauren Boebert doing the following: vaping, giving someone a handjob, interrupting by yelling out “Let’s go Brandon,” and getting escorted out by security.
- Donald Trump said it’s fake news he’s struggling to scrounge enough cash to pay his legal fees and fines, and he promised he’ll pay E. Jean Carroll the $83.3 million he owes her “in two weeks.”
- Mitch McConnell says he had no choice except to give Donald Trump his endorsement because MAGA cult members have been ceaselessly mailing his house and campaign offices pictures of murdered and mutilated tortoises and other varieties of turtles for months.
