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Trump Fans Say Democracy Has Gone On Long Enough
Several MAGA fans were recently interviewed by a pollster associated with Rubicon University, and the findings did not bode well for the long-term health of American democracy.
“I think democracy has been fun while it lasted, but I’m just so dissatisfied that there is a consistent majority of people who disagree with me,” said Ray Yaeger, 30. “I was looking up some history the other day, and I was surprised to find out that Republicans lost the popular vote in 1992, 1996, 2000, 2008, 2012, 2016, and 2020. Thank God that the Supreme Court intervened in Florida in 2000, and the Electoral College gave the presidency to Trump in 2016, but I’m not liking this trend! Democracy just isn’t as fun when America votes against what I want. I’m a bit alarmed that Republicans have only won the popular vote one time in my entire life, in 2004. So I say Trump should just take dictatorial power, and serve as long as he wants as dictator. When he’s done, maybe Ivanka or Don Jr. can take over for their lifetimes. I don’t even know what kind of policies they would pass, or if they’d even govern like conservatives, but it would piss off the libtards so hard that I’m all for turning America into a hereditary monarchy!”
Other Trump voters thought participating in elections was too much work.
