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Trump Claims Democrats Want To Mandate Every Marriage From Now On Must Be Biracial

Dash MacIntyre
6 min readApr 23, 2024

Donald Trump today made several unsubstantiated claims about Joe Biden’s 2024 presidential platform:

“Joe Biden hates same-race marriages even more than he hates God! All the suburban white women out there who are thinking about flipping to the Democrats better understand that Joe Biden does not respect you or your husband like I do. Especially if your husband is a white. Or one of the Christians. Suburban women need to watch out. Biden hates you. Biden will make you divorce your husband, and force you to marry someone else. Someone very different. Someone from ISIS who snuck in our lawless and undefended Southern border, and is now wearing disguises to blend in until Biden and Pelosi give him his slave wife: you. Suburban women better think again before voting for Democrats. They’re gonna make you at gunpoint convert to Islam. They’ll make you burn your family Bible and swear an oath on a Koran. Or, worse, they’ll give you an African immigrant husband from a shithole country. Or a Chinese. Biden will make you spin a wheel to find out whether your new husband is black, brown, yellow or red. Whatever it lands on, that’s what you’re stuck with. People everywhere are talking about it. You wouldn’t believe what’s going on. What they’re trying to do. They want you to start having to go to a downtown DMV that’s…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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