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Trump Banned Rudy Giuliani From Mar-a-Lago For Being Broke
The Halfway Post’s top Dada news headlines of December!
5 min readDec 28, 2023
- Donald Trump has reportedly banned Rudy Giuliani from Mar-a-Lago because Rudy can’t make the membership payments anymore.
- Ivanka Trump reportedly told her father that he needed to stop all his talk of vengeance and vowing to become a dictator because it was making things real awkward for her in the NYC socialite scene she was finally buying her way back into with Jared’s Saudi blood money.
- Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, and Barron are all reportedly upset with Donald Trump for saying immigrants are “poisoning the blood of America” because their moms were immigrants.
- Mike Lindell says that at exactly midnight on New Year’s Eve he’s finally going to reveal his evidence the 2020 election was rigged.
- At the Mar-a-Lago Christmas party Donald Trump made a group of children cry by telling them that Joe Biden was going to kill Santa Claus if he stole the election from him again.
- QAnon has turned on Melania Trump claiming her narrow eyes give her away as a reptilian shapeshifter, and says Donald deserves a newer, younger wife for his next term as president.
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