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This Week’s Reasons Not To Respect The GOP
The top Dada news headlines from The Halfway Post!
3 min readFeb 26, 2023
- McDonalds is reportedly planning a major branding overhaul to try and disassociate their fast food chain with Donald Trump.
- Fox News watching QAnon believers in East Palestine say they’d prefer a toxic train derailing in their town every day rather than the communist federal government mandating rail companies install better brakes.
- A top RNC official claims Donald Trump also won the 2008 and 2012 elections, but those were rigged as well.
- Donald Trump has reportedly told close friends that he dug an underground bunker beneath Ivana’s casket where he can hide if the DOJ indicts him.
- Donald Trump claims he’ll reveal a “big, beautiful plan” to end the war in Ukraine that will make both Putin and Zelensky happier than they could ever believe “in two weeks.”
- Josh Hawley: “No one in the Senate gets harder on child pornography than me.”
- Donald Trump is reportedly worried that a major river is going to catch fire and make him look bad when people remember he cut all the regulations that kept corporations from dumping toxins in rivers.
- Rudy Giuliani says if Donald Trump doesn’t pay him the money he’s owed, he “may have…
