Things Trump Has Stained With Ketchup Other Than The White House Walls

(Official White House Photo by Tia Dufour listed as Public Domain CC 1.0)

The following are all objects, foods, and people on which Donald Trump has indulged himself smearing with ketchup at one moment or another:

• Every wall in the White House
• Every wall in Mar-a-Lago
• Virtually every square inch of his childhood bedroom
• The Secret Service…