Things Trump Has Stained With Ketchup Other Than The White House Walls

The following are all objects, foods, and people on which Donald Trump has indulged himself smearing with ketchup at one moment or another:

  • Every wall in the White House
  • Every wall in Mar-a-Lago
  • Virtually every square inch of his childhood bedroom
  • The Secret Service…



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Dash MacIntyre

Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post, and is publishing comedy lots of places. Follow THP on Twitter to read my Dada journalism.