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DRAG QUEENS ARE SAFE

Things That Are More Dangerous For Republicans Than A Drag Show

A reminder for conservatives and Republican politicians.

Dash MacIntyre
2 min readDec 6, 2022

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Photo by Jesús Boscán on Unsplash
  • A MAGA fan being asked to put on a mask in a grocery store
  • A QAnon follower going into a pizza restaurant
  • Kyle Rittenhouse crossing state lines
  • Donald Trump taking you furniture shopping
  • A gun lover going anywhere near an elementary school
  • A youth pastor hanging out with pre-teen girls
  • Partying with Brett Kavanaugh
  • Hunting with Dick Cheney
  • Matt Gaetz trying to Venmo you money for something
  • Going bowling with Lauren Boebert and her husband
  • Being pregnant and giving birth in a red state
  • Jim Jordan coaching you on a wrestling team
  • Listening to Donald Trump say the election was rigged
  • Going into a hotel room alone with Rudy Giuliani
  • Interacting with a cop
  • Being married to a cop
  • Being married to Herschel Walker, or his kid.
  • Living in a rural area in a red state…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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