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Things NY Can Do With Trump Tower After It’s Confiscated
21 ideas guaranteed to infuriate Donald Trump!
3 min readJan 14, 2024
- Sell Trump’s penthouse on the top 3 floors to Hillary Clinton so she can turn it into a rooftop bar called “The Lock Him Up Lounge.”
- Turn it into a hotel for housing all the migrants that red state governors keep bussing to New York.
- Turn it into the world’s biggest homeless shelter.
- Turn it into a “Museum of the Cultural Contributions of Mexican-Americans.”
- Rename it the as the “War Hero John McCain Hospital For Wounded Veterans.”
- Put a wind turbine on the top, and convert the entire building’s power system to run purely off wind power.
- Build a “Hall of Fame of Golf Cheaters” on the 45th floor featuring an entire wing dedicated to the cheating accomplishments of Donald Trump.
- Build a “Hall of Fame of Bald Americans” on the 45th floor naming Donald Trump as having the “#1 Combover Of All Time.”
- Turn it into a giant Black church.
- Build a walk-through gallery featuring all the Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony award-winning artists Trump has called “overrated.”
- Host Ivanka-Trump-At-Age-16 look-alike contests, and slowly…
