There’s A New Toy Trend For Christian Girls: “Fetus Dolls”

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The newest viral toy for girls in Christian families is a novel take on the classic doll toy: Fetus Dolls.

A recently released line of dolls created by the Christian toy company Fear God Toys & Games, Inc. is designed in the shape of a fetus, and a marketing slogan says it allows Christian girls to imagine they have their very own gestating fetuses.

The Fetus Dolls come in a spherical womb-like holder, and have a button on the holder’s base that makes the Fetus Doll appear to talk when pressed.

There are six cycling phrases programmed in this first edition of the toy, carefully drafted to remind little girls of Christian values:

• “Abortion and contraception are murder.”
• “The flames of Hell last forever.”
• “The Devil has a home inside your clitoris, and loves when you go knocking on his door.”
• “Natural vaginal lubrication is from Satan salivating over your soul.”
• “Sex before marriage burns your genitals, covers you in warts, and turns you blind and infertile… if it doesn’t kill you!”
• “If you lose your virginity before marriage you may as well climb into the nearest dumpster and let yourself be taken to the landfill because you’ll be worthless…