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There Is Nothing Sexier Than Whispering In My Ear, “I Vote Democratic”
It’s very funny how often conservative men complain about dating being hard because women are disgusted in Republican politics and Donald Trump. Liberal men have it easier dating women because they’re not morons impressed by the patriarchal totalitarianism of a blatantly fascist, sexist, racist demagogue who has literally been judged in a court of law by a jury of his peers to be a sexual criminal.
So if conservative men can’t get a date, maybe try being liberal and consider some political issues from a perspective not your own for a change! It really turns on women if you’re not a dummy supporting a wannabe dictator and other sociopathic billionaires who don’t actually care about you or America at all!
Then you can whisper in your crush’s ears, “I vote straight-ticket Democrat,” and not be ghosted!
Here are some other things you can whisper in women’s ears to turn them on:
Liberals want your life to not suck.
Unions made your life not suck.
Make America Idealistic Again.
Privatize corporate losses, not profits.
Earth would never vote Republican.
