WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE

The Wildest Trump Headlines You’ve Probably Forgot About

Remember these headline stories from the Trump years?

(Modified official White House Photo by Joyce N. Boghosian | Public Domain CC 1.0)

• Donald Trump Spent 3 Hours This Morning Twitter-Feuding With A Baseball Team Of 12-Year-Olds
• Trump’s Doctor Claims Trump’s Beach Body Is “Way Hotter” Than Obama’s Was
• A Government Audit Reveals Trump Charged Taxpayers Over $6,000 For Pay-Per-View Porn While Staying At His Own Hotels In 2017
• Trump Complains That The Fake News Always Posts Photos Of Him Golfing, But Never Shows Footage Of Him Weightlifting Before And After
• A Federal Audit Found Donald Trump To Be The Laziest Government Employee Since 1822
• Trump Says The Fake News Won’t Admit He Brought “Sexy” Back To The White House
• Donald Trump Started A Charity For “Victims Of Fake News,” Kept All The Donations For Himself
• Donald Trump Admits Running For President Was The Worst Decision He Has Ever Made
• Donald Trump Is Astounded To Learn Most Americans Actually Pay Their Taxes
• “Be Worried Michael Cohen Will Squeal,” Say Trump Allies Who Paradoxically Swear Trump Is Innocent
• Trump: “My Tax Returns Should Be Transparently Locked Up…