The Week Republicans Truly Lost Their Minds
This week’s Dada news updates!
4 min readMar 25
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- Florida Republicans are proposing a bill that would mandate all tampons and other vaginal products come in packaging with cigarette-style warnings about the dangers of premarital sex.
- A federal judge overseeing one of Trump’s dozen criminal prosecutions says if he tweets one more time about “witch hunts” and “corrupt judges” she will take away his privilege to post bail and wait for his various trials outside of jail.
- Florida Republicans say if they cut enough “Wokeism” from public school curriculums they can go down to just 3-day school weeks, and cut 40% of the education budget to pay for more police officers to help find and arrest trans people.
- Donald Trump just called into Fox & Friends and said Vladimir Putin told him on their weekly phone call that it was “genius and incredibly strong” to threaten a civil war.
- Rudy Giuliani says if Donald Trump doesn’t finally pay him the legal fees he’s owed for all the election lawsuits he lost, he “may have some information Jack Smith would find very interesting.”
- Fox News: “If they can force Donald Trump’s lawyers to testify against him after being caught participating in his crimes, they can force your lawyers to testify against you and your crimes!”
- Donald Trump says he’ll make America strong like Russia, and let America’s criminals out of prison to join the military.
- Ron DeSantis says the FL state troopers will arrest Donald Trump if he starts organizing any political violence from Mar-a-Lago.
- The Secret Service has reportedly asked the Manhattan DA not to handcuff Trump because the metal cuffs would do more damage to a SS agent than his little hands in the event Trump tries to choke out his SS driver again.
- The DNC just announced they’ll be selling $99 trading card NFTs of Donald Trump in handcuffs, doing a perp walk, getting strip-searched, changing into an orange jumpsuit, making license plates from a jail cell, and being a Mexican prisoner’s bitch.
- Florida Republicans are debating a bill that would ban the sale or offering of tampons inside or within 200 feet of all public bathrooms.
