The Week Republicans Truly Lost Their Minds

This week’s Dada news updates!

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readMar 25, 2023

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(Official White House photo by Tia Dufour | Public Domain CC 1.0)
  • Florida Republicans are proposing a bill that would mandate all tampons and other vaginal products come in packaging with cigarette-style warnings about the dangers of premarital sex.
  • A federal judge overseeing one of Trump’s dozen criminal prosecutions says if he tweets one more time about “witch hunts” and “corrupt judges” she will take away his privilege to post bail and wait for his various trials outside of jail.
  • Florida Republicans say if they cut enough “Wokeism” from public school curriculums they can go down to just 3-day school weeks, and cut 40% of the education budget to pay for more police officers to help find and arrest trans people.
  • Donald Trump just called into Fox & Friends and said Vladimir Putin told him on their weekly phone call that it was “genius and incredibly strong” to threaten a civil war.
  • Rudy Giuliani says if Donald Trump doesn’t finally pay him the legal fees he’s owed for all the election lawsuits he lost, he “may have some information Jack Smith would find very interesting.”
  • Fox News: “If they can force Donald Trump’s lawyers to testify against him after being caught participating in his crimes, they can force your lawyers to testify against you and your…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.