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The Top News Stories That Convinced Us To Vote For Democrats
Republicans won’t stop reminding us they’re nutty lunatics.
BREAKING: Chuck Grassley says America was better when he was a kid, “back before women were allowed to ride bicycles.”
BREAKING: Donald Trump hopes getting Kim Jong Un to join Truth Social will help him make it profitable.
BREAKING: Four conservative Tesla owners have burned their cars since Elon Musk took over Twitter in protest of their tweets with the N-word still getting flagged and censored.
BREAKING: The Texas GOP just passed a resolution claiming that the clitoris and female orgasm don’t exist.
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious at Devin Nunes for Truth Social’s inability to sign up hot women, successful women, or even just women.
BREAKING: Donald Trump interrupted a birthday party at Mar-a-Lago tonight and talked about how he has a better beach body than Joe Biden.
SCOOP: Trump says his biggest worry is his kids fighting over his money when he dies. He says he fears that Ivanka will dismember Eric and Don Jr., and then mail the body parts to Barron and Tiffany as a warning not to f*ck with her.
