The Questions Trump Is Asking Potential 2nd Term Appointees Are Deranged

Dash MacIntyre
3 min readFeb 16, 2024
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Donald Trump’s Official Application To Be In His 2nd Term, Which Is Certain To Again Accomplish More Than Lincoln, Washington, And All The Other Presidents Combined:

  • In 500 words or more, explain why Donald Trump was a better president than all the others combined. [If you don’t include Trump’s name in every sentence he’s will get bored and…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.