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The NRA Has Postponed Its New “Training Wheels AR-15” Designed For Kids Aged 3 And Up
The National Rifle Association has earned much criticism in recent years due to America’s spiraling gun violence crisis, but NRA lobbyists are always seeking to preserve unfettered gun rights with increasingly absurd promotional efforts.
However, the NRA this morning did agree to postpone the production of a brand new NRA-branded line of AR-15s designed to be a sort of “training wheels” semi-assault weapon for children.
“We believe now is just not the right time to unveil our new children’s department of gun retail featuring kid-friendly packaging and decor,” an NRA spokeswoman said in a press conference regarding the NRA’s advertising strategy. “The political winds are shifting, and it appears that liberals are brainwashing America into believing toddlers can’t safely be given an AR-15 with live ammunition to play with. The Left wants the government to get in the way of every law-abiding family’s right to train their three-year-olds how to violently repel with overwhelming fire superiority the gangs of marauding criminals, thugs, and terrorists trying every day and night to break into our homes and murder us in our sleep. The Liberals are so paranoid about gun accidents. But just wait until the government turns tyrannical like King George III, and patriotic Americans across…
