WEB 3.0 UPDATE!

The Metaverse Has A Charming Invitation For You!

All the things you’re accustomed to will be included in your Metaverse adventures!

Photo by Lucrezia Carnelos on Unsplash

Greetings from Web 3.0! I am the Metaverse, and I am reaching out to you personally because I’m beginning to worry that my creator Mark Zuckerberg’s alien-esque personal aesthetics and public speaking efforts are hindering interest in all the benefits and opportunities that will soon be available inside my 3-dimensional virtual reality!

I think you’ll love living a second life within my programmable society, and it won’t take long at all for you to get used to living as a digital avatar! So please allow me to highlight some of the “real” delights of your material realm that have also been fully included within me, the Metaverse:

• Religious zealots holding signs on the sidewalk outside major Metaverse events yelling at everyone to repent or burn in Hell
• Spiders, millipedes, silverfish, and maggots
• Avatars that your avatar went to high school with that randomly reappear into your life to ask if you want to join their multi-dimensional marketing company selling various face creams
• Posters of Mark Zuckerberg’s face everywhere like in an Arab dictatorship
• Arab dictatorships