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The Media Is Failing America By Not Asking Trump These Questions

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readDec 14, 2023
Photo by Jeremy Bishop on Unsplash
  1. Do you think your rape conviction will make it difficult to hire competent and qualified women in your next administration?
  2. Are you worried Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump have already ratted you out for an immunity deal because they got a ludicrous amount of money from the Saudi government and don’t want to jeopardize it with potential prison time?
  3. What did you do throughout your childhood that your parents gave up raising you and sent you to a military academy, but none of your siblings?
  4. Are you ever concerned that Steve Bannon has been promoting you to use you as a useful idiot in furtherance of his anarchist goals of dismantling the US government?
  5. Why a nickname so stupid as “Ron DeSanctimonious” when even blue-haired, Woke, Gen Z communists are disappointed and know you can do better than that?
  6. You’ve been #MeToo-ed more than anyone in America, how does it feel to revolt so much of America?
  7. Can you explain what you would do to end the war in Ukraine in one day like you claimed you could, in detail, without avoiding the question because you’re a notorious exaggerator and liar who no longer gets the benefit of the doubt that your vague…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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