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The GOP Belly-Flopped Into Fascism This Week
This week’s Dada news headlines.
4 min readApr 9, 2023
- Bud Light says its cans only turn rainbow-colored when being held by people who are secretly gay.
- Republican Senator Tom Rankford says he regrets saying, “Women’s vaginas and uteruses will treat the courts’ judicial decisions against abortion rights as liberators.”
- Universities across the nation are now charging students an extra $2,000 on their tuition to help cover the costs of inevitable mass shootings.
- 75% of US alcohol companies have now signed on to a plan to promote LGBTQ+ equality on their cans, bottles, and marketing called “Ally Or Dry.”
- Disney just unveiled its newest character, which looks a lot like Ron DeSantis: “Ronnie The Dung Beetle.”
- GOP Senator Tom Rankford accidentally said on a hot mic, “If only people of color, millennials, GenZ, suburban women, union workers, the college educated, and city dwellers could be disenfranchised, Republicans would win every state.”
- Republicans are threatening that, if Donald Trump goes to prison, they’ll nominate Eric.
- Florida Republicans are proposing a bill that would take away the right to vote from every woman who has had an abortion so those women…
