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The FBI Found Trump’s Stolen Iran War Plans In A KFC Bucket At Mar-A-Lago
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4 min readAug 4, 2023
- QAnon is telling MAGA fans to boycott sunscreen because sunburns and skin cancer prove that whites are the “purest race.”
- A Fox News executive just accidentally admitted on a hot mic that “Fox is a cum dumpster for Trump because the grift is so profitable, and MAGA dupes are so gullible.”
- Donald Trump’s lawyers are claiming he spent his presidency too high in daily Adderall-induced hazes to have knowingly stolen all the classified documents.
- For some reason Donald Trump is trying to sue to stop Melania Trump’s new memoir from being published.
- A community of MAGA fans in rural Idaho are boycotting water because they allege all the people who got vaccinated are now urinating their demonic, Satanist mRNA antibodies into the country’s water supply.
- Donald Trump reportedly thinks Kari Lake’s election lies are starting to get annoying.
- Mike Pence says that, following every phone call with an Asian diplomat or leader, Donald Trump would talk with an offensive Asian accent for at least fifteen minutes.
- Donald Trump reportedly asked Secret Service…
