THE PENCE LEGACY

The Craziest Mike Pence Headlines You’ve Forgotten About

Dash MacIntyre
3 min readOct 21, 2022

Do you remember these wild stories from Mike Pence’s vice presidency?

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  • Mike Pence Has Locked Himself In A Closet, Won’t Come Out Until He Finds A Bible Passage Endorsing Toddler Cages At The Border
  • Donald Trump Reportedly Asked What The “T” On Mike Pence’s Cross Necklace Stands For
  • Mike Pence Claims Donald Trump Is The Most Virginal President We’ve Ever Had
  • Trump Reportedly Told Mike Pence His Wife Was A “4,” But His Daughters Were “9’s”
  • Mike Pence Is Reportedly Beginning To Suspect Donald Trump Has Not Been Faithful To Melania
  • Mike Pence Privately Suspects Donald Trump Lied About Praying For 2 Hours Last Night
  • Mike Pence Vows To Never Visit Alabama Or Its Devilishly Temptress Teenage Girls Who Corrupted Roy Moore At The Mall With Their Witchcraft
  • Mike Pence Just Googled “Stormy Daniels,” Threw Up, And Is Now Refusing To Ever Shake Donald Trump’s Hand Ever Again
  • Mike Pence Is Demanding God Explain Why He Isn’t President Yet
  • Mike Pence Is Beginning To Suspect From Context Clues That Donald Trump Has Never Read The Bible
  • Mike Pence, Pissed That…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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