THE PENCE LEGACY

The Craziest Mike Pence Headlines You’ve Forgotten About

Do you remember these wild stories from Mike Pence’s vice presidency?

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• Mike Pence Has Locked Himself In A Closet, Won’t Come Out Until He Finds A Bible Passage Endorsing Toddler Cages At The Border
• Donald Trump Reportedly Asked What The “T” On Mike Pence’s Cross Necklace Stands For
• Mike Pence Claims Donald Trump Is The Most Virginal President We’ve Ever Had
• Trump Reportedly Told Mike Pence His Wife Was A “4,” But His Daughters Were “9’s”
• Mike Pence Is Reportedly Beginning To Suspect Donald Trump Has Not Been Faithful To Melania
• Mike Pence Privately Suspects Donald Trump Lied About Praying For 2 Hours Last Night
• Mike Pence Vows To Never Visit Alabama Or Its Devilishly Temptress Teenage Girls Who Corrupted Roy Moore At The Mall With Their Witchcraft
• Mike Pence Just Googled “Stormy Daniels,” Threw Up, And Is Now Refusing To Ever Shake Donald Trump’s Hand Ever Again
• Mike Pence Is Demanding God Explain Why He Isn’t President Yet
• Mike Pence Is Beginning To Suspect From Context Clues That Donald Trump Has Never Read The Bible
• Mike Pence, Pissed That…