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QUOTE MAKEOVERS
The Best Presidential Quotes… If Donald Trump Said Them
Juxtaposing real presidential quotes with Trump’s vernacular really shows he’s the dumbest president we’ve ever had.
“The only thing we have to fear is all the people we paid to sign nondisclosure agreements revealing our secrets at the same time because we can’t sue them all for $5 billion at the same time.” (Franklin Delano Roosevelt)
“Associate yourself with men of good quality, if you esteem your own reputation; for ’tis better to be alone than in the company of the baby-blood-drinking Federalists.” (George Washington)
“Try and fail, but don’t fail to try because, afterwards, you can always claim it was rigged against you anyway.” (John Quincy Adams)
“What counts in alleging voter fraud is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” (Dwight D. Eisenhower)
“Never waste a minute thinking about people you don’t like, unless they’re totally unfair and bleeding out of their wherever.” (Dwight D. Eisenhower)
“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you don’t care at all how it gets done but care obsessively over taking all the credit.” (Harry S. Truman)
