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The 18 Most Deranged Reveals From Trump’s Criminal Trials
4 min readNov 21, 2023
- Trump’s lawyers asked the prosecution teams to include Trump’s name in every paragraph of his indictments so they could get him to actually read through them.
- Trump clogged a courthouse toilet trying to flush notes from his lawyer.
- Trump told his lawyers near an unintentionally hot mic loud enough for courtroom witnesses to hear him that if Ron DeSantis, Nikki Haley, Chris Christie, or any other Republican primary candidate wins Iowa or New Hampshire, he’ll “do another January 6th” in Des Moines or Concord.
- Trump has mouthed, “I’m going to kill you,” at several witnesses.
- Trump told the jury he can’t go to jail because his son Barron needs him. He faked wiping a tear away with a handkerchief, and then pointed to a boy in the audience who was not Barron. He asked the boy, “Aren’t we so incredibly close, Barrom? Tell them, tell these mean people how much you love your dear pa-pa.” Trump’s lawyers then called out “Objection!” and the judge gaveled for order in the courtroom and threatened Trump with contempt of court if he’d try to address any other members of the gallery.
- Melania has attended most of her husband’s trial dates, and has always sat in the back of the room watching with a big smile on her…
