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Texas Republicans Say The Power Grid Is Threatened By The Gays’ Drag Shows
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3 min readJan 19, 2024
- Texas Governor Greg Abbott is blaming the state’s power grid troubles on the gays for “plugging in too many strobe lights during their drag shows.”
- ERCOT says the Texas power grid is about to blackout, but they can’t fix it because, three months ago, state officials made them throw away every copy of the repair manuals after it was discovered one of the pictures showing happy customers featured a gay couple.
- Marjorie Taylor Greene and Mike Johnson were reportedly arguing with each other tonight over whether or not God wanted Johnson to stop being Speaker of the House.
- Vivek Ramaswamy says he couldn’t believe how many GOP primary voters were opposed to him merely because of his name, ethnicity, skin color, and religion.
- Mitch McConnell has reportedly begun sleeping in a bag of formaldehyde every night to preserve his decaying body long enough to try and be Senate Majority Leader one more time.
- Stephen Miller is reportedly asking around if it’s too soon to start wearing red armbands with big “T’s” on them when he goes out in public.
- Vivek Ramaswamy says it’s so…
