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Ted Cruz Just Proved His Loyalty To Trump By Admitting His Wife Is Ugly

Ted Cruz will do ANYTHING if he thinks it will help him run for president.

Dash MacIntyre
3 min readMay 30, 2023

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Senator Ted Cruz was widely mocked this morning for sucking up to President Donald Trump in the most opportunistic way imaginable: admitting Trump was right when he called…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.