PEAK CRINGE!
Ted Cruz Just Proved His Loyalty To Trump By Admitting His Wife Is Ugly
Ted Cruz will do ANYTHING if he thinks it will help him run for president.
Senator Ted Cruz was widely mocked this morning for sucking up to President Donald Trump in the most opportunistic way imaginable: admitting Trump was right when he called Heidi Cruz, his wife, ugly.
Cruz displayed his loyalty to the President in the following Twitter thread:
“I am fully endorsing President Trump to defeat Joe Biden and the socialist Democrats. I know I’ve said some mean things about him in the past, but that was when we were caught up in the heat of the campaign. When I lost, I shook his colossal hands and realized President Trump is clearly a stronger, more virile man.”
“And I’m glad I lost because President Trump was the best president we ever had. He’s so honest, and never lies. In fact, he was telling the truth when he called my wife ugly. She’s way uglier than Melania! No one would ever want to take naked modeling photos of my wife like the ones of Melania. I know I attacked Trump for implying Heidi was ugly, but I was just upset about how right he was!”
“President Trump was also right about everything else he said about me and my…
