Steve Bannon’s Demands For The J6 Committee Just Leaked!

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Steve Bannon is reportedly offering to testify for the January 6th Committee, but has the following demands:

• He doesn’t have to shower or shave before the hearing
• He can bring a 30-pack of beer and drink as many as he wants during his testimony
• He can present his 90-minute slideshow presentation on “Jewish Conspiracies Going Back To The Peloponnesian War”
• He can bring his own film crew to shoot footage for his upcoming documentary “January 6th Was Just A Test Run For Destroying The US Government”
• He can be barefoot to air out a foot fungus condition he’s currently treating
• He can wear an SS Nazi uniform he bought last year
• Any lizards on the January 6th Committee have to take off their human masks and reveal themselves as extra-terrestrial reptiles
• Congress must name a post office in his honor
• Joe Biden must pardon him for his fraudulent “Build the Wall” fundraiser that stole tens of thousands of dollars from gullible MAGA fans
• He will be gifted one lock of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s hair
• Congress must exempt him from paying alimony to his “bitch ex-wives”