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Send The Trumps Back To Where They Came From

Germany was not sending its best when Frederick Trump came here in 1885

The Trump family is unAmerican. They hate democracy, have no respect for our culture of peaceful transitions of power, and never pay taxes. They don’t belong here, and are past due for going back to where they came from.

When Donald Trump’s grandfather, Frederick Trump — born with the sketchy, foreign-sounding name Friedrich — came to the US in 1885 so he could avoid compulsory military service, Germany was, frankly, not sending its best people.

Germany was rounding up all its worst people, and sending them here. Germany was laughing at America, and mocking us for our stupidity. Germany was not our friend, believe me. They were killing us economically, and they tried to sabotage us by sending the worst people imaginable here — the Trumps.

It’s true. In 1885 Germany was not sending you or me, they were sending people with lots of problems. And those immigrants brought those problems here. They brought drugs, they brought crime, they were rapists, and some, I assume, were good people. But the Trumps definitely were not good people.