Secret Service Agents Say Trump Is A “Bigger Diva Than Last Time”

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A leaked stash of Secret Service memos is revealing secrets about protecting Donald Trump, and the memos variously describe Trump as “needy,” “fussy,” “whiny,” “high-maintenance,” “emotionally volatile,” “morally destitute,” “functionally illiterate,” “needlessly cruel to his underlings,” and “foul-smelling like a garbage bag full of roast beef sandwiches.”

The memos also revealed the following details about Trump’s life behind the scenes:

• Trump never once rode in a car with Melania or Barron because Melania forbid it.
• The rumors about his throwing burgers against the walls are true.
• The Secret Service had to start offering bonuses to drivers of the presidential limousine because Trump smelled so bad. The agents quietly went on strike several times in his first term refusing to drive him without extra “stench pay.” It made Trump furious because the strike made him miss a few days of golf, and he had to stay inside and suffer through the boredom of actually reading his presidential briefings.
• While being driven to campaign events, Trump would regularly complain to agents about his supporters’ lackluster “star power,” and accuse Hollywood of “rigging hot people against him” by brainwashing most movie stars and models to hate him. One…