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Rudy Giuliani’s Friends Say He’s Going To Try To Fake His Death
The Dada news headlines from May, 2023
4 min readMay 25, 2023
- Rudy Giuliani claims he accidentally tore the label off his Viagra, and was only taking them every 4 hours because he thought they were his Tylenol.
- Rudy Giuliani claims ANTIFA keeps pouring out his coffee cups every morning and replacing the coffee with scotch.
- Rudy Giuliani has been butt-dialing reporters all night while drunkenly telling unknown acquaintances he’s going to fake his own death.
- Rudy Giuliani is reportedly trying to sell a sex tape to pay off his new $10 million lawsuit.
- Kaitlan Collins said after the CNN town hall event that Donald Trump must have been on his period.
- Disney announced it will fight back against Ron DeSantis’s homophobia by hosting the world’s largest gay orgy at Disney World on June 30th to celebrate the end of Pride Month by making Florida the “Gayest State In America.”
- Now that Donald Trump is a sex offender, a liberal billionaire is going to build a school within 500 feet of Mar-a-Lago so that Trump can no longer legally stay at his resort.
- Texas Governor Greg Abbott was robbed of his wheelchair at gunpoint this morning, and he said he never felt more proud to…
