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Rudy Giuliani Just Announced He’s Running For President
And this week’s other Dada news headlines from The Halfway Post!
4 min readJun 10, 2023
- Rudy Giuliani is reportedly thinking about running for president, says “America needs a straight-shooter president again.”
- Ivanka Kushner just told reporters that it’s time for her to make a “conscious uncoupling” from her father.
- Donald Trump admitted he can’t read and his IQ is low, and that’s why he shouldn’t be prosecuted for stealing so many top secret documents.
- Eric Trump says he can no longer defend his father. “I’m a patriot before I’m a Trump.”
- Donald Trump has stopped putting on his foundation makeup, and told friends and staffers, “What’s the point anymore?”
- Donald Trump is now passing out cups of Kool-Aid to the guests at Mar-a-Lago.
- Judges in 6 states have now removed Bibles from school libraries citing GOP laws banning books with sexual content, with one judge pointing out that almost immediately Adam and Eve’s kids are doing incest, and then Lot’s daughters rape him when he’s drunk.
- A MAGA country singer who claimed his music is written “to raise awareness about all the children whose blood is drank by Democrats” just got arrested for possessing child…
