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Rudy Giuliani Has Reportedly Eaten Classified Documents For Trump
Rudy Giuliani has reportedly eaten several incriminating memos and classified documents subpoenaed by the Department of Justice and Special Counsel Jack Smith’s investigation into President Donald Trump’s alleged Espionage Act violations.
“We have video footage from the surveillance tapes at Mar-a-Lago of Mr. Giuliani eating several printed out memos and handwritten notes President Trump wrote directing various aides and associates on how to obstruct justice and intimidate witnesses,” confirmed a source with close ties to the DOJ who requested anonymity. “Rudy has also been filmed taking top secret and classified documents out of the boxes in which Trump stored them in his bathroom, and then slowly chewing them up for ten minutes or more into a pulp and swallowing them. It appears to have become a habit because Rudy has been observed consuming papers that don’t even seem to be incriminating. I’ve seen video of Rudy eating Mar-a-Lago lunch menus and people’s business cards. I’ve even seen him eat a notebook page that Trump was merely doodling on during a cabinet meeting. Trump had drawn a few sketches of women’s breasts with a heart necklace in between them with the initials ‘I’ and ‘T,’ but Rudy still ate it. I’m not sure what all the paper, computer ink, and permanent marker residue is doing to Rudy’s stomach and digestive system…
