CREEPY EATER ALERT!

Ron DeSantis’s Weirdest Food And Eating Habits

Dash MacIntyre
2 min readMar 17, 2023

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  1. He eats pudding cups with three fingers.
  2. He eats spaghetti with just ketchup for the sauce, and also uses no utensils for this meal. He just grabs handfuls of noodles, and smashes it into his mouth flinging ketchup all over his clothes.
  3. He eats little cups of applesauce by taking off his shoes and…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.