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Ron DeSantis, Cuck-In-Chief

Jack Smith is giving DeSantis, who is losing the primary, a billion dollar campaign donation by prosecuting Trump, and Ron is STILL brown-nosing Trump.

Dash MacIntyre
5 min readAug 3, 2023
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This was Ron DeSantis’s hastily tweeted response to the latest indictments of Donald Trump:

As President, I will end the weaponization of government, replace the FBI Director, and ensure a single standard of justice for all Americans.

While I’ve seen reports, I have not read the indictment [emphasis mine]. I do, though, believe we need to enact reforms so that Americans have the right to remove cases from Washington, DC to their home districts.

Washington, DC is a “swamp” and it is unfair to have to stand trial before a jury that is reflective of the swamp mentality.

One of the reasons our country is in decline is the politicization of the rule of law. No more excuses — I will end the weaponization of the federal government.

Jesus fucking Christ, I cannot believe this level of audacious, politics-as-a-game cynicism crammed into such spectacular cuckery.

If you don’t know what a cuck is, it’s a reference to cuckold themed porn videos in which a weak man either enjoys watching or is forced to watch…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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