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RFK Jr. And Stephen Miller Are Best Friends Over Their Shared Love For Dead Animals
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4 min readSep 12, 2024
- Donald Trump is reportedly starting to get angry with Stephen Miller and RFK Jr. because they’ve stopped helping him campaign, and instead are spending their days together looking for animal carcasses for “experiments” at night.
- During a Fox News board meeting today, one executive reportedly suggested they publish a few articles encouraging conservatives to understand liberals like the NY Times and Washington Post constantly do interviewing MAGA fans in diners, and everyone burst out laughing.
- There’s a new app designed to help Christians resist the temptation to masturbate that monitors your Internet browsing so every time you look at pornography it donates $6.66 to Planned Parenthood from your bank account.
- Labor Day is reportedly J.D. Vance’s least favorite day of the year because it reminds him of all the child-less women in America who have never gone through labor and birthed any babies.
- A new poll found that 93% of Democrats want Tim Walz to make a donut joke about J.D. Vance.
- The Trump campaign is holding its breath as J.D. Vance is reportedly about to visit a…
