Republicans’ Top 10 Craziest New Abortion Laws

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Now that Roe V. Wade has been overturned, Republicans across the country are going wild debating and voting on some of the weirdest, most sexist laws in modern US history.

Here are the top ten worst bills Republican officials may not have yet passed into law, but have at least written and sponsored:

1. Alabama: The police shall arrest all unmarried women who are pregnant, and keep them in prison until their boyfriends, sperm donors, or rapists sign them out when they go into labor to make sure they can’t get an abortion.
2. Georgia: “The Immaculate Conception bill.” Within 10 business days of women finding out they’re pregnant, all women must fill out and mail in a “Deed of Conception” with the state to track who is pregnant and who the father is so that the government can be made aware if Jesus returns to Earth.
3. South Carolina: The state shall allow only one exception for abortions: if the father of the fetus is a government official with a promising career (only applies for Republicans because conservatives understand the seriousness of their actions, unlike the Satanist Democrats).
4. Mississippi: Women can only have jobs until they get pregnant for the first time. After their first pregnancy, they must commit fully to being stay-at-home moms. Childless women can only…