Republicans Are Worried Women Will Elect Biden In A Landslide

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readApr 9, 2024
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This is probably due to these ongoing GOP legislative efforts:

  • The creation of a new “DMV” called the Department of Menstrual Vaginas to oversee the rationing of feminine care products, where women must go each month, take a numbered ticket, and wait in long lines before receiving the five tampons OR five pads rationed to them each month by very surly…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.