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Questions For Donald Trump To Out Him As The Idiot He Is

For journalists who will interview Trump this year

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readFeb 14, 2024

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Photo by Claudio Schwarz on Unsplash
  1. Do you think your rape conviction will make it difficult to hire competent and qualified women in your next administration?
  2. Are you worried Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump have ratted you out for an immunity deal because they got a ludicrous amount of money from the Saudi government and don’t want to jeopardize it?
  3. What awful things did you do throughout your childhood that made your parents give up on raising you and send you to a military academy?
  4. Are you ever concerned that since 2015 Steve Bannon has been riding along on your coattails for his own gain promoting you to grow his own audience base like you’re his useful idiot in furtherance of his anarchist day-dreaming of a 4th Reich-esque dismantling of the US government like an American Rasputin?
  5. Why a nickname so stupid as “Ron DeSanctimonious” when even blue-haired, Woke, Gen Z communists are disappointed and know you can do better than that?
  6. You’ve been #MeToo-ed more than anyone in America, how does it feel to revolt so much of America?
  7. Can you explain what you would do to end the war in Ukraine…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.