QAnon Says To Pee On Your Kids So Democrats Can’t Smell Their Youthful Blood

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readJun 21, 2022
(Picture courtesy of Anthony Crider.)

The conspiracy ringleader Q of QAnon just posted a Q drop with a list of the following tips for MAGA patriots to prepare themselves for Donald Trump’s upcoming reinstatement as president:

  • Spritz your children with a spray bottle filled with your urine each morning so that the Democrats can’t smell their rich, youthful blood. Kids’…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.